If there’s ever a man who needed to separate his work computer from his play computer, its George RR Martin. You just know Double R’s “browse the internet” computer has gotta be the most fucked up machine on the planet earth. I mean I think you can catch an actual virus from using his computer. Not a cyber one. A real life STD virus if you touch his keyboard. Probably all sorts of snuff films and fantasy porn on there. Dragons doing anal with minotaurs and unicorns 69ing with elves and shit. All those shock videos you used to watch when you were a kid – the chick getting hit by the train and beheading videos and stuff – just thousands of gigabytes with that shit. All the demented shit this fat furry son of a bitch watched to inspire such depraved shit in Thrones.
Surprised he doesn’t use a typewriter or just write that shit with a quill and ink. Stay as far away from that other computer as possible.
PS – There’s just no chance this guy doesn’t die before finishing up. No chance.
By KFC posted May 14th, 2014 at 1:40 PM
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