Thursday, May 1, 2014

Happy Thoughts | The Windy Nickel

Happy Thoughts

We live in a very sorry world which bombards us with bad news coming out of all orifices. So there are times when it helps to make a small list of the things in the world to be grateful for.


1 – Paris Hilton hasn’t been in the news lately.


2 – No movies based on Saturday Night Live sketches have been made in years.


3 – The Stanley Cup Playoffs are going in full swing.


4 – New Star Wars movies are in the works.


5 – The Polar Vortex is over, or at least the worst part of it is.


6 – Original basic cable television programs are better than ever, and truly worth watching.


7 – Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Jr., and Samuel L. Jackson.


8 – Keeping a food diary is the easiest way to control your weight, and it’s cheap.


9 – Masturbation. It’s sex with someone you love.


10 – A lot of creative and thoughtful podcasts are free.





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